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AWESOME! My new phone just came in today. It's so fucking cute. XD; I'm practically squealing like a girl, it's not funny. CHECK IT OUUUUUT! It even matches the chick. XDD And it has SUCH A FUCKING AWESOME voicemail message. I'm so, so happy with it. Definitely worth every penny. HEHE. My number's not changing, so no problems kiddies. You'll still be able to easily contact Your Awesomeness if ever you have any questions or just want to send a message. You know I'm always looking for feedback from my fans. Flames and other stupidity would be laughed at and deleted, though, as always. 'Don't need your spam, man. It isn't my fault if you don't find me as awesome as my legions of fans do!

This Gilbotastic entry is very late, because life actually got in the way. I KID YOU NOT! I am a busy, busy man. The school work is sloooowly piling up, but of course I'm keeping up. Despite public belief, I don't spend my day admiring myself after classes. Not that that wouldn't be cool, I mean, this whole package?? Definitely worth admiring from all angles, but no. We're in SCHOOL, people. I actually DO SCHOOLWORK. Plus there's also the paper, which is coming along nicely. I'm debating whether I'll also add in Arthur's oh so fucking entertaining Nerd Manifesto. What do you guys think? Oh and Bookman, 'heard you wanted to be ICC Rep. Tell me why I should appoint you. I'm being all just and magnanimous leader-guy here. Don't disappoint me.

Now, if you actually went and tried to reach me and you got sent to voicemail, you'd hear The Awesome Gilbert Song. XD Haven't heard it yet? Well sing along!


PRESENTING MY CAMPAIGN JINGLE!!

That's right, pirates and wenches, Your Awesomeness, Herr Gilbert Beilschmidt, has plans of running for the prestigious office of School Council President. *CUE APPLAUSE* I have a dream and it involves all four corners of this prestigious institution. We are great now, but we can still be OH SO AWESOME. AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? I am so right, of course!

Now, if only SOME PEOPLE would just be at the place they're SUPPOSED TO BE when I'm trying to file for my candidacy. WHATTHEHELL COMELEC! What?? Is this a conspiracy? The People vs. Gilbo kind of thing? Because it's fucking unfunny. I come by your office and it's always closed. EVEN AT TIMES WHEN THERE SURELY SHOULD BE PEOPLE THERE. I DON'T GET IT!

Are you trying to throw me off my destiny of absolute awesome and unquestioned leadership??

SHAME ON YOU, COMELEC!

FOR SHAME!

I think I'll hunt you guys down now.

I'll be seeing ya in a few.

Be prepared.


(ooc: The Awesome Gilbert Song is sang to the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants Theme XD; And no worries, masses! Gilbert will never be allowed to actually run for President. XD Well, you know, unless people actually want him to. XDDD;)