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Guess who's baaaaaaaaack~ WHY THE AWESOME ME, GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT, OF COURSE! WHO THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT, MY ADORING MASSES?? Ahhhh, who missed my awesome?? Of course you did. No denying it now~ YOU MISSED THE AWESOME, SEIKATSU! AD-FUCKING-MIT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, so I've been making my rounds of the school halls and what is this I see? So many fucking new faces I don't know. WHAT?? Were we invaded during the holidays and no one thought of informing me?? Shouldn't I be informed?? I mean, for FUCK'S SAKE, who is the newspaper editor-in-chief?? Well it's certainly not you, you pale-faced, snot-nosed newbie over there who's looking at me like he hasn't seen a fucking awesome piece of MANLY in his life. Jeezus, go ogle someone else. Freak...

So yeah. New faces. I still don't have a new roomie and it looks like my old roomie actually moved out and decided to let me have the room aaaaaaall to myself. I was so fucking happy when I found out, I could've jizzed my pants if it wouldn't be so weird and so embarrassing. HELL YES. No more whining about "Oh~ Gilbert~ why are your things here on MY side of the room~ Your music is too loud~ Stop cooking your wurst! It's disgusting! I'm having my time of the month! I can't believe you're being such an OBNOXIOUS JERK about this! My sinuses are clogging up! I can't help it if I'm SUCH A GIRL! IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!" Bitchetera, bitchetera, bitchetera, to infinity GOD. DAMMIT.

Man. It felt like I was rooming with a chick. Man up, man. SERIOUSLY.

So yeah, you can't BELIEVE how happy I am right now that the room is ALL MINE. Unless SOMEONE decides to finally take his rightful place. I'M LOOKING AT YOU ARTHUR KIRKLAND. Yes, YOU. Who sits there with his perfect cup of tea and a burnt scone. Antonio says 'hi' btw for some reason... So Artie, are you still going to ignore my generous invitation? Besides, I think they'll bunk you in with me eventually, because no one else could or some shit, so why delay the inevitable?

On other things. Is it just me or are people acting weirder than usual nowadays? I dunno guys. Like, I was in the library and then suddenly this guy I don't know starts freaking out because I just glanced at him or something. He practically bolted out the library like the hounds of hell were after him. Fucking weird. Weirder than usual.

Ah, but I guess that's Seikatsu for ya. Weird practically grows on the walls.

Heh, welcome back indeed.

And I guess that's me for the night. I still need to go and check some stuff. Later.

OH. AND P.S. I DON'T EVEN. Jesus. 'Guy needs a life. And why does he have to have my name?? There's just something EPICALLY WRONG in this world. I fucking hope his dick falls off. He deserves it for playing with it too fucking much. Am I right or am I right??




((ooc: Yes. XD I am back. Or I shall try my darndest to get back into the Seikatsu game. Sorry Mods for being so lazy these past months. ^^; I'll really try to do better. To the newbies, hi~ I'm Crissy. I play Gilbert Beilschmidt aka Prussia from Axis Powers Hetalia and Yaten Kou from Sailor Moon Stars. Sorry about Gilbert. XD; He's naturally an obnoxious jerk, lol. Hope to see more of you guys later~ ))

AWESOME! My new phone just came in today. It's so fucking cute. XD; I'm practically squealing like a girl, it's not funny. CHECK IT OUUUUUT! It even matches the chick. XDD And it has SUCH A FUCKING AWESOME voicemail message. I'm so, so happy with it. Definitely worth every penny. HEHE. My number's not changing, so no problems kiddies. You'll still be able to easily contact Your Awesomeness if ever you have any questions or just want to send a message. You know I'm always looking for feedback from my fans. Flames and other stupidity would be laughed at and deleted, though, as always. 'Don't need your spam, man. It isn't my fault if you don't find me as awesome as my legions of fans do!

This Gilbotastic entry is very late, because life actually got in the way. I KID YOU NOT! I am a busy, busy man. The school work is sloooowly piling up, but of course I'm keeping up. Despite public belief, I don't spend my day admiring myself after classes. Not that that wouldn't be cool, I mean, this whole package?? Definitely worth admiring from all angles, but no. We're in SCHOOL, people. I actually DO SCHOOLWORK. Plus there's also the paper, which is coming along nicely. I'm debating whether I'll also add in Arthur's oh so fucking entertaining Nerd Manifesto. What do you guys think? Oh and Bookman, 'heard you wanted to be ICC Rep. Tell me why I should appoint you. I'm being all just and magnanimous leader-guy here. Don't disappoint me.

Now, if you actually went and tried to reach me and you got sent to voicemail, you'd hear The Awesome Gilbert Song. XD Haven't heard it yet? Well sing along!


PRESENTING MY CAMPAIGN JINGLE!!

That's right, pirates and wenches, Your Awesomeness, Herr Gilbert Beilschmidt, has plans of running for the prestigious office of School Council President. *CUE APPLAUSE* I have a dream and it involves all four corners of this prestigious institution. We are great now, but we can still be OH SO AWESOME. AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? I am so right, of course!

Now, if only SOME PEOPLE would just be at the place they're SUPPOSED TO BE when I'm trying to file for my candidacy. WHATTHEHELL COMELEC! What?? Is this a conspiracy? The People vs. Gilbo kind of thing? Because it's fucking unfunny. I come by your office and it's always closed. EVEN AT TIMES WHEN THERE SURELY SHOULD BE PEOPLE THERE. I DON'T GET IT!

Are you trying to throw me off my destiny of absolute awesome and unquestioned leadership??

SHAME ON YOU, COMELEC!

FOR SHAME!

I think I'll hunt you guys down now.

I'll be seeing ya in a few.

Be prepared.


(ooc: The Awesome Gilbert Song is sang to the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants Theme XD; And no worries, masses! Gilbert will never be allowed to actually run for President. XD Well, you know, unless people actually want him to. XDDD;)

Ahahahahaha... Ahahahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




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Dedicated to my mate for life, Arthur Kirkland.

Fun times, fun times.

By the way, Artie, how's your room mate?