preussen_ore: (mischief)


"Oh~ Who's the awesomest guy this side of the sea?
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
Awesome and awesome and awesome is he!
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
If absolute awesome be something you wish
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
Get down on your knees and do as he wish!
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT
GILBEEEEEEERT BEILSCHMIIIIIIIDT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM NOW!

*BEEP*"



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preussen_ore: (bitches don't know)
Guess who's baaaaaaaaack~ WHY THE AWESOME ME, GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT, OF COURSE! WHO THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT, MY ADORING MASSES?? Ahhhh, who missed my awesome?? Of course you did. No denying it now~ YOU MISSED THE AWESOME, SEIKATSU! AD-FUCKING-MIT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, so I've been making my rounds of the school halls and what is this I see? So many fucking new faces I don't know. WHAT?? Were we invaded during the holidays and no one thought of informing me?? Shouldn't I be informed?? I mean, for FUCK'S SAKE, who is the newspaper editor-in-chief?? Well it's certainly not you, you pale-faced, snot-nosed newbie over there who's looking at me like he hasn't seen a fucking awesome piece of MANLY in his life. Jeezus, go ogle someone else. Freak...

So yeah. New faces. I still don't have a new roomie and it looks like my old roomie actually moved out and decided to let me have the room aaaaaaall to myself. I was so fucking happy when I found out, I could've jizzed my pants if it wouldn't be so weird and so embarrassing. HELL YES. No more whining about "Oh~ Gilbert~ why are your things here on MY side of the room~ Your music is too loud~ Stop cooking your wurst! It's disgusting! I'm having my time of the month! I can't believe you're being such an OBNOXIOUS JERK about this! My sinuses are clogging up! I can't help it if I'm SUCH A GIRL! IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!" Bitchetera, bitchetera, bitchetera, to infinity GOD. DAMMIT.

Man. It felt like I was rooming with a chick. Man up, man. SERIOUSLY.

So yeah, you can't BELIEVE how happy I am right now that the room is ALL MINE. Unless SOMEONE decides to finally take his rightful place. I'M LOOKING AT YOU ARTHUR KIRKLAND. Yes, YOU. Who sits there with his perfect cup of tea and a burnt scone. Antonio says 'hi' btw for some reason... So Artie, are you still going to ignore my generous invitation? Besides, I think they'll bunk you in with me eventually, because no one else could or some shit, so why delay the inevitable?

On other things. Is it just me or are people acting weirder than usual nowadays? I dunno guys. Like, I was in the library and then suddenly this guy I don't know starts freaking out because I just glanced at him or something. He practically bolted out the library like the hounds of hell were after him. Fucking weird. Weirder than usual.

Ah, but I guess that's Seikatsu for ya. Weird practically grows on the walls.

Heh, welcome back indeed.

And I guess that's me for the night. I still need to go and check some stuff. Later.

OH. AND P.S. I DON'T EVEN. Jesus. 'Guy needs a life. And why does he have to have my name?? There's just something EPICALLY WRONG in this world. I fucking hope his dick falls off. He deserves it for playing with it too fucking much. Am I right or am I right??




((ooc: Yes. XD I am back. Or I shall try my darndest to get back into the Seikatsu game. Sorry Mods for being so lazy these past months. ^^; I'll really try to do better. To the newbies, hi~ I'm Crissy. I play Gilbert Beilschmidt aka Prussia from Axis Powers Hetalia and Yaten Kou from Sailor Moon Stars. Sorry about Gilbert. XD; He's naturally an obnoxious jerk, lol. Hope to see more of you guys later~ ))
 
preussen_ore: (hug)
Okay, I admit. The last couple of weeks after Halloween have been completely NOT AWESOME. Yep. The world is about to end. Or not. But you get the idea. NOVEMBER WAS JUST NOT AWESOME OKAY??

I don't know if it's just the planets starting to align themselves in preparation for the destruction of the world (though I really think the 2012 stuff is crap. COME ON, PLEASE) or whatever, but really. November sucked. First, my laptop died and it's so hard to find someone reliable around these parts to fix it. I had to wait a fucking long time for it to get done, but of course you know, school is never sympathetic with students' technological mishaps. Oh, if only the excuse that my computer got fucking busted was a worthy excuse, it would have been great. Instead, I'd have to use the school's computers (where all the good sites are blocked, whatthehell??) and... It was just a total inconvenience. Thank FUCKING GOD I was still able to turn my homework in on time. Well. Most of them. You can't exactly stay in front of the computers all night for some odd reason or the librarian would come get you and shoo you out, whether you try to buy more time by giving her a way awesome cup of brewed coffee or not. I still can't fucking believe she poured the coffee down the drain! THAT COFFEE WAS AWESOME, LADY!

I had to resort to Twitter for blog updates! Which was annoying as fuck. How am I supposed to share each and every detail of my day to my devoted followers when I get cut off after some 100+ characters?? UGH. I had to use my phone for Twittering. And while my cellphone has a nice keypad and all, it still doesn't give justice to the awesome convenience of an actual keyboard under my lightning fast fingertips.

And I haven't even made plans for December. Well yeah, I'd be going home to Berlin for Christmas, I just haven't gotten the particulars down yet. God, I miss home and my little bedroom-shed. Yeah, I kinda live in a shed in the backyard, because Vati doesn't care for the "outrageous" things I do, which is taking care of my chicks (and chickens) and practicing the drums. And probably among other illegal things he thinks I do... I wonder what West's doing... And I wonder how Mutti's doing. I wonder what to get her this year...

Oh shit Christmas shopping. I've got to get that out of the way fast. Damnit.
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HOLYFUCKINGDAMN! THESE ARE THE CREEPIEST THINGS TO WEAR EVER!! Thank fucking GOD I'm not a chick (and not the little fluffy chicken kind either, the human girl kind. Though you know~ I'll probably make a hot chick. XD Of course~)and that I'm not a fan of the freak. That's just wrong. People shouldn't desecrate underwear like that. EYEUCH. I'm still shuddering from the thought. ESPECIALLY THE LAST PICTURE. No, man. Just...NO. And this is creepy too, but it made me practically howl with laughter when I saw it. Aha, yeah. XD;

So. Halloween. Tonight is it. I'm excited. Are you guys excited? You should be. I mean, IT'S THE FIRST FUN THING WE'RE DOING IN MONTHS! So let 'er rip with the costumes! Go down to town and go trick or treating, if that's your thing! Or stay for the party here in school! Eat loads of candy! HAVE FUN! Tonight is the night, people! Enjoy it while it lasts! Don't be party poopers. Really. XD

And don't forget to be in total awe of how I look in my costume later. You'll see, it's awesome. XD

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! 


(ooc: Um. Let's just focus on Robert Pattinson the actor and not relate him to Twilight, if that's possible. XD; lol)

preussen_ore: (military)


Fucking love these guys. They keep me entertained for hours. And no, I didn't mouth MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT like that while I was watching. Well okay, maybe a little bit...

So, people may have noticed that I've been kinda sparse lately. So sorry to disappoint my adoring public, but I just haven't been feeling sociable lately. Sorry. You guys'll have to live a less awesome life without me for a little while more. I'm just going through a hermit phase right now. For some reason, watching videos on YouTube and playing online games for hours has been fucking awesome (and HOLYSHITlookithowfuckingcutethisfuckinggameis!! X3), so I'm in here in my room, just chillin' out.

Aaaah... And well my costume just came in today. Yes, ladies and germs, my awesome costume has been received by the awesome me. And I'm telling ya, it... will... BLOW...YOUR...MIND. No joke, peeps. It certainly blew West's when he sent it out. XDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'd like to say 'SUP?' to Colonel Mustang. Isn't it just freaking weird that I stay in my room and yet I still get detention? I guess it's just destiny for us to be together forever. *sighs* Brings tears to my eyes... So epic...

ANYWAYZ. I just need to do something very important right now. Muy importante, as Antonio would say, aka clean my bathroom. FUCK. I can feel West's pride in his bruder. It's beautiful and oh so touching. So excuse me while I bawl my eyes out while I scrub my bathroom floor with a toothbrush. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE MANLY UNTIL YOU CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM FLOOR WITH A FUCKING TINY TOOTHBRUSH! It's a test of patience and endurance, like the fucking ancient olympics, mein gott! The thought brings back so many memories... *sighs* West, remember? Boot camp, bathroom duty? DIRT ANNIHILATION? IT WAS AWESOME! DON'T YOU DARE DENY IT!! Even if we did get covered in shit... LOL

Ah... Later. The toothbrush is feeling lonely and needs to go kiss the floors good evening now.


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